well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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