You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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