I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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