I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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