have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I AM VODKA MAN
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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