She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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