Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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