ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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