Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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