One girl and one boy is just not enough.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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