He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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