Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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