remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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