Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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