Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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