dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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