My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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