I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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