My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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