Do you still have your period?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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