Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
