NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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