did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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