I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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