girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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