i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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