You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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