it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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