I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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