Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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