sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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