I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.