your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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