sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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