Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
We smell like vodka and hangover
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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