Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I need to calm my uterus...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize