No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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