Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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