Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
