He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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