She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
