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Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Welp...herpes.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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