what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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