Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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