come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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