yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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