I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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