shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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