you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
my liver is dry heaving
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
