Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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