Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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