Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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