Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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