Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh