PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.