He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible