Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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