i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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