I want to walk on stilts...naked
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just gift wrapped bread.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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