Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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