Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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